Date: 20:23, 21st August
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Date: 09:14, 12th March
From: Limerick Man
There once was an artist named Saint,
Who swallowed some samples of paint.
All shades of the spectrum
Flowed out of his rectum
With a colourful lack of restraint
Date: 18:34, 13th March
From: ScoRin
I get food from my fridge,
Use salamis to build a bridge,
Eating my way down the path,
Fighting off my dog's wrath,
With the head of my sister, Midge.
Date: 21:31, 15th March
From: sneharth
there was a man like an ugly bear
he wasn't to sober at all
he drank to much beer
he couldn't hear
and claimed him self to be killed by a ogre
Date: 07:11, 16th March
From: Daniel Reed
There once was a man from Dubai,
who desperately wanted to die.
So he pulled out a gun,
Thought \"This is great fun\",
that dead old man from Dubai
Date: 07:14, 16th March
From: Daniel Reed
There once was a boy named Dan,
who wanted to fry in a pan.
He tried and he tried,
and eventually died,
that weird little boy named Dan.
Date: 07:17, 16th March
From: Daniel Reed
There once was a girl from Dubai,
who desperately wanted to fly.
But whenever she flapped,
that girl got so chapped,
that poor littl girl from Dubai.
Date: 09:01, 29th April
From: Limerick Man
There was a young lady named Rose
Who had a large wart on her nose.
When she had it removed
Her appearance improved,
But her glasses slipped down to her toes.
Date: 15:27, 30th April
From: Anna T.L.
There once was a possum named Hank
Who enjoied playing with an old gasoline tank
Then he found a match
Put it to the latch
And after he died he stank
Date: 16:49, 30th April
From: Anna T.L.
There one was a girl named Hannah
She enjoyed where she lived in Montana
She ate a carrot
Pooped out a ferret
And then met her mother Joanna
Date: 16:49, 30th April
From: Hannah S.
There once was a chick named Anna
She wanted to flee to Canada
She Packed her things
And diamond rings
And went with her friend Hannah
Date: 19:39, 1st May
From: Anna T.L.
There once was a girl named zoe
She went out in her yard which was quite snowy
She ate her brother
Asked her parents for another
So they had another named Joey
Date: 19:59, 1st May
From: emily
there was once a girl named ana
who had wanted to go to montana
she packed her things
and started to sing
then headed off with her nana
Date: 05:23, 7th May
From: W. Lohman
There once was a man named Cass
whose ball's were made of brass
When he rubbed them together
they played stormy weather
And lightning shot out of his ass
Date: 16:53, 8th May
From: Tuty-Fruity
The very obese Reece
The once was a boy named Reece
He ate and ate until he was obese
He had a big belly
and stuffed it with jelly
and all he wanted for his tummy was peace.
5/8/04
Date: 03:20, 9th May
From: Midge
There once was a man called lenny
who had a bright brass penny
it went up his ass
his balls turned to brass
and his pubes were no longer hairy
Date: 11:53, 13th May
From: groovy person
there was a old woman from crew
who dropped her false teeth down the loo
she flushed the chain
and they popped up again
all sloppy and covered in poo!
Date: 11:58, 13th May
From: Cathy
There was a young woman from Eding
Who had a perculiar feeling
She lay on her back
And opened her crack
And whizzed all over the ceiling!!
Date: 20:35, 13th May
From: htsnyb
there once was a girl called jane
who thought she had a really big brain
she thought she was cool
standing in a puddle of drool
but really she was just insane
Date: 17:06, 15th May
From: Rollio
I once knew a squirrel named Steven
Whose teeth were sparkly and even.
But then he got rabies
And ate all his babies -
SO I figured that I should be leavin'.
Date: 17:23, 15th May
From: Rollio
I once had a gerbil named Bobby
Who had an unusual hobby:
He chewed on a cord
And now- oh my lord-
Now all that's left is a blobby.
Date: 20:23, 21st August
From:ADMIN
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